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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}

{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

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