{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get two whales in a car?","punchline":"Start in England and drive West.","id":125}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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